Red Handed

I found out the kat had water on its head, so I asked my daughter why
did she spit on the kat...now ofcourse she didn't spit on the kat, I
just wanted to mess with her. She told me she didn't spit on the kat and
went to see what was on the kats head. Now I decided to get her more. I
asked her why she was lying and told her that she knows what happens to
people who lie. So she proceeds to explain again that she did not spit
on the kat

She just put snot on it....

So guess the joke is on me...

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