Fox Is Not A News Network

via Denise D. R.: (to the tune of Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer)

You'll hear bats**t and bulls**t and some outright lies

You'll see crazy and loony and wolves in disguise

Make sure you recall

...The most outrageous lying network of all.

Fox is not a news network.

Nothing that they say is true.

And if you keep on listening

You'll be dumbed down like its crew.

Fox is not a news network.

I'm trying hard to make you see.

You would be ten times smarter

If you never watched them on TV

Nothing more true said!! For sure!