| Wendy: | Am I a joke to you? |
| Stan: | [stops moving, then turns around] What? |
| Wendy: | I just wanna know, is that all I am? A big joke? |
| Stan: | ...Um, no? |
| Wendy: | You DO have a Facebook page, Stan! |
| Stan: | Oh Goddamnit no! I just got that because Kyle- |
| Wendy: | Yeah well I saw your page, Stan! Relationship status? Single? |
| Stan: | Relationship stat- I didn't even pay any attention to that- |
| Wendy: | You like being single, Stan? So that you could Facebook to find other girls?! According to your Facebook page, [crosses her arms] we aren't friends! |
| Stan: | Alright, I'll add you as a friend. I'm sorry. |
| Wendy: | And you'd BETTER change your relationship status to "In a relationship"! |
| Stan: | How? |
| Wendy: | By editing your profile under "basic information"! |
| Stan: | Okay, I'm sorry! |
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